Biography

Remember, anything worth doing, is worth overdoing!
Well, it's 2009 and the seemingly tireless Melvins have yet ANOTHER record ready for release...
What is this, their 50th record?
Maybe?
Anyway, the "newest" Melvins release is called "CHICKEN SWITCH" and it's a "re-mix" record... of sorts...
Each of the artists on this thing were given an entire album to work with and pull things from, however none of them were given individual tracks from the albums! So the outcome HAD to be left of center from the "norm."

Some highlights from CHICKEN SWITCH:

As part of japanese noise/epic rock band Boredoms' 23 year mission, leader Eye Yamatsuka has done the impossible and made the drum circle cool for the first time, ever. Filthy hippies will have to find something else to do, which will predictably involve combining two lame sedentary "sports" into one.

Matmos famously lent their precision-sampling wizardry to Bjork. They took their name from the movie 'Barbarella' - featuring a nubile, scantily-clad Jane Fonda. Given their intense fondness for weird, sexy women, it's no wonder they were totally into working with the Melvins.

Lee Ranaldo has had a long solo career making quite pleasant warped midnight music. He's also in this band that you might have heard of called Sonic Youth.

Japanese NOISE GOD Merzbow is not the only guy to wrap 50 CDs of audio steel wool in a k
inky leather fetish boxset or release a cassette "packaged" in an automobile, but -- Wait. Yeah, he is.

Sunroof! is the more psychedelic, meditative alter-ego of Matthew Bower (Skullflower, Hototogisu, Total, etc.), who is responsible for upwards of 50% of tinnitus cases reported in England.

Kawabata Makoto, as leader/guitarist of the cultish Japanese band Acid Mothers Temple, has perfected the art of making rock music that sounds like freight trains. His remix lovingly recreates the Monon BL2 diesel locomotive (pulling an estimated 60 cars).

No one knows what Void Manes is. I think it has something to do with EVP -- it was on the CD after it was mastered, and we sure as hell weren't going to pay to do it over.

Sounds good to me!

For those who don't know:
The Melvins have been a band for over 25 years...

The Melvins have done a shit load of albums.... How many is a shit load? No one really knows.

The Melvins live in Los Angeles and it's understood in hip circles that the United States tilts left and anything covered in slime tends to slide straight out to California. If your sliding too fast when you slide into San Francisco you tend to glance off south and the real scum bags end up in Los Angeles where their skin dries into a Malibu Ken tan which most hipsters have to painstakingly remove with Easy Off oven cleaner.

We all love porn right? And with the intern
et we've all become totally bored with porn. Bored out of our minds with easy access day and night internet porn.

The Melvins have four members.
King Buzzo... Longest surviving and only original member left. When they get around to replacing him there will be no original members!
Dale Crover... Long standing drummer and part time guitar player. Dale likes his booze in a High Ball glass.
Jared Warren... Bass player, singer and part time drama geek. Jared also plays in the band Big Business.
Coady Willis... Drummer. Coady has a funny story about trying to play a gig in leather pants. Ask him, it's funny as shit! Coady also plays drums in Big Business.

So there you have it!
You can find other interesting bits and bobs about the Melvins on line and some of it is even true! Well, it's at least as true as what the band would tell you in person.

Releases

Cover for  - Everybody Loves Sausages
Everybody Loves Sausages
Cover for  - Sugar Daddy Live
Sugar Daddy Live
Cover for  - Chicken Switch
Chicken Switch
Cover for  - The Bride Screamed Murder
The Bride Screamed Murder
Cover for  - Nude with Boots
Nude with Boots
Cover for  - A Senile Animal
A Senile Animal
Cover for  - Houdini Live 2005
Houdini Live 2005
Cover for  - Mangled Demos from 1983
Mangled Demos from 1983
Cover for  - Neither Here Nor There (228 page book w/ CD)
Neither Here Nor There (228 page book w/ CD)
Cover for  - 26 Songs
26 Songs
Cover for  - Antivermin 7
Antivermin 7" (Part 1 & 2)
Cover for  - Foaming 7
Foaming 7" (b/w Arny)
Cover for  - Brain Center 7
Brain Center 7" (b/w Today Your Love...)
Cover for  - Fool 7
Fool 7" (b/w Promise Me)
Cover for  - Judas Chang 7
Judas Chang 7" (b/w Jerkin' Krokus)
Cover for  - Dr. Geek 7
Dr. Geek 7" (b/w Return of the Spiders)
Cover for  - Black Stooges 7
Black Stooges 7" (b/w Foaming)
Cover for  - Hostile Ambient Takeover
Hostile Ambient Takeover
Cover for  - Colossus of Destiny
Colossus of Destiny
Cover for  - Gluey Porch Treatments
Gluey Porch Treatments
Cover for  - The Trilogy Vinyl
The Trilogy Vinyl
Cover for  - The Crybaby
The Crybaby
Cover for  - The Bootlicker
The Bootlicker
Cover for  - The Maggot
The Maggot

Upcoming Tour Dates

Date Location Venue  
May 25, 2013 Baltimore, MD Maryland Deathfest
May 27, 2013 Millvale, PA Mr. Small’s Theatre
May 28, 2013 Columbus, OH A&R Music Bar
May 29, 2013 Cincinnati OH The Ballroom at the Taft Theatre
June 1, 2013 Memphis, TN Scion Rock Fest
July 12, 2013 Phoenix, AZ Crescent Ballroom more
July 13, 2013 Albuquerque, NM The Launchpad more
July 15, 2013 Denver, CO The Summit Music Hall more
July 17, 2013 Omaha, NE The Waiting Room more
July 18, 2013 Rock Island, IL Rock Island Brewing Company more
July 20, 2013 Minneapolis, MN Bash 13 (Grumpy’s) more
July 21, 2013 Milwaukee, WI Turner Hall Ballroom more
July 22, 2013 Chicago, IL Double Door more
July 23, 2013 St. Louis, MO The Firebird more
July 25, 2013 Cleveland, OH The Grog Shop more
July 26, 2013 Detroit, MI Small’s more
July 27, 2013 Syracuse, NY The Westcott Theater more
July 29, 2013 Boston, MA Paradise Rock Club more
July 30, 2013 Hartford, CT Arch Street Tavern more
July 31, 2013 Brooklyn, NY Venue TBA more
Aug. 1, 2013 Philadelphia, PA Underground Arts more
Aug. 2, 2013 Baltimore, MD Ottobar more
Aug. 3, 2013 Washington, DC 9:30 Club more
Aug. 4, 2013 Carrboro, NC Cat’s Cradle more
Aug. 5, 2013 Atlanta, GA The Loft at Center Stage Atlanta more
Aug. 7, 2013 New Orleans, LA One Eyed Jack’s more
Aug. 8, 2013 Houston, TX Warehouse Live – Studio more
Aug. 9, 2013 Austin, TX Mohawk more
Aug. 10, 2013 Dallas, TX Trees more
Aug. 13, 2013 Salt Lake City, UT Club Sound more
Aug. 14, 2013 Boise, ID Neurolux more
Aug. 16, 2013 Seattle, WA Neumo’s more
Aug. 19, 2013 Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom more
Aug. 20, 2013 Portland, OR Wonder Ballroom more
Aug. 22, 2013 San Francisco, CA Slim’s more
Aug. 25, 2013 Los Angeles, CA FYF Fest

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